This .. was... latenite....... I wasn't there.... my warped friends... *shrug*Timestamps are in Mountain Standard time. GMT offset -7.

[23:03] * Dayoniket will be sure to cheer on the Oilers when they smoke the Canuckleheads on Saturday... ^.^
[23:04] (Ze`elle): Uh! No!
[23:04] (Ze`elle): I think you have it all mixed up.
[23:05] (Ze`elle): The 'Canukleheads' are going to pound your dear Oilers into the ice!
[23:05] * Dayoniket shakes his head, laughing softly
[23:05] (@Dayoniket): Have you taken a look at the standings lately, Ze? ;)
[23:06] (Ze`elle): Uh. Well.
[23:06] (Ze`elle): I have faith!
[23:06] *** Haplo ([email protected]) has joined #reboot
[23:06] * Dayoniket grins
[23:07] (@Clearsky): hey Haplo!
[23:07] (Haplo): hey
[23:07] (Ze`elle): Iz Dan.
[23:07] * Clearsky dances
[23:07] (@Dayoniket): Ze`elle: Well, that's more than Flames' fans have. ;)
[23:08] (Ze`elle): Ha, Flames suck... I stab their head.
[23:08] (@Dayoniket): Oo
[23:08] (@Dayoniket): That would be quite an endevour.
[23:08] (@Clearsky): *g*
[23:09] (Ze`elle): I stab the world's head.
[23:09] (Ze`elle): Yesssssssss.
[23:10] (Haplo): ow
[23:10] (@Dayoniket): Oo
[23:10] (@Dayoniket): oO
[23:10] (@Dayoniket): No more drugs for that woman.

I forgot to mention. Ze is coming down off of an E high.

[23:10] (Ze`elle): Kimness iz coming...
[23:11] * Clearsky sticks an IV into Ze's veins and watches people get high off the stuff from her veins
[23:12] (Ze`elle): Hey!
[23:12] (Ze`elle): NEEDLES!
[23:12] * Ze`elle stabs Sky in da head.
[23:12] (@Clearsky): GAH!!!!!
[23:12] (Ze`elle): :P
[23:12] (@Clearsky): oh, wait
[23:13] * Clearsky is unstab-able
[23:13] (@Clearsky): :)
[23:13] * Clearsky works on her new site...
[23:13] (Ze`elle): Why?
[23:13] (@Clearsky): um
[23:13] (@Clearsky): because I'm ME! :D
[23:13] (@Clearsky): that's why :D
[23:13] (Ze`elle): Ah.
[23:14] (@Clearsky): :
[23:14] (@Clearsky): :D
[23:14] (Ze`elle): And people say that I'm weird.
[23:14] (@Clearsky): *g*
[23:15] * Haplo 's modem dies
[23:16] (@Clearsky): then they don't know me :D
[23:16] * Clearsky dances
[23:16] (Haplo): FUCK!
[23:17] (Ze`elle): Fuck what?
[23:17] (Ze`elle): Silly children go bang.
[23:17] (Haplo): my modem all the merry way to hell!
[23:17] (Ze`elle): Damn that twitchy Hausch.
[23:17] (Haplo): why?
[23:17] * Haplo 's modem screeches to a halt
[23:18] * Clearsky blinks
[23:18] (Ze`elle): Now I say that weird-ass 'silly children go bang' thing.
[23:19] * Dayoniket returns wif a bagel
[23:21] (Ze`elle): Wif?
[23:21] (Ze`elle): Wwf?
[23:21] (Ze`elle): 'CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING>?!'
[23:22] (Ze`elle): 'IT DON'T MATTA WHAT YO NAME IS!'
[23:22] * Dayoniket laughs
[23:22] * Ze`elle giggles herself half to death...
[23:24] * Ze`elle thinks about all the interesting people she met last night...
[23:26] (Ze`elle): Some strange guy was talking to me in the parking lot outside of the hockey game.
[23:27] (Ze`elle): I figured that it was worth 10 minutes of my time to learn how to properly elbow slam someone.
[23:27] (Ze`elle): Then I tested my new-found skills on my buddy.
[23:27] (Ze`elle): It was interesting.
[23:27] * Dayoniket laughs
[23:27] (@Dayoniket): What was he saying to you?
[23:28] (Ze`elle): Well, my 6'8 friend kept on smacking me in the back of the head...
[23:28] (Ze`elle): And then I kept on trying to get him back but he was too tall to smack in the head...
[23:29] (Ze`elle): And my punches weren't very effective...
[23:29] (@Dayoniket): =\
[23:29] (Ze`elle): So this big hairy guy came up to me and taught me how to elbow slam someone WWF style!
[23:29] (Ze`elle): (^-^)
[23:29] (Ze`elle): It worked!
[23:30] (@Dayoniket): You meanie.
[23:31] (Ze`elle): What?
[23:31] (@Dayoniket): You a meanie. ^^
[23:31] * Dayoniket squggles the meanie
[23:32] (Ze`elle): My buddy spent the entire hockey game poking me!
[23:32] (Ze`elle): Pokepokepokepokepokepokepokepoke!
[23:32] (Ze`elle): THE WHOLE GAME!
[23:32] (Ze`elle): I HAD to have revenge!
[23:32] (Ze`elle): ...'squggles'??
[23:33] * Clearsky is gonne sneak out
[23:33] (@Clearsky): *sneaksneaksneak*
[23:33] (@Dayoniket): 'night Sky
[23:33] (@Clearsky): g'night! :D
[23:33] * Dayoniket gives Ze a bearhug
[23:33] * Clearsky dances out the door
[23:33] *** Clearsky has quit IRC ('Connection reset by peer' - Ok, I say we all get together and kick the crap outta this 'peer' guy's ASCII! Who's with me!!?!!)
[23:34] * Ze`elle mushes... "Oh! I get it!"
[23:34] (Ze`elle): (^-^)
[23:36] *** Verna ([email protected]) has joined #reboot
[23:36] (Ze`elle): PIKA!
[23:36] (@Dayoniket): So, other than coming down off a trip, how is Ze?
[23:36] (@Dayoniket): hey Katie
[23:36] (Ze`elle): Uhm, confused.
[23:36] (@Dayoniket): Ze`elle: Confused? 'Bout what?
[23:36] (Ze`elle): L-O-N-G story.
[23:37] (Ze`elle): As to do with a guy.
[23:37] * Dayoniket pulls out a chair, "I've got time."
[23:37] (Ze`elle): Me and my mixed up emotions...
[23:37] (Ze`elle): And a little magic pill...

(purrrrr.... ¬.¬)
here's where it really got interesting.

[23:37] (@Dayoniket): ?
[23:37] *** Robin` ([email protected]) has joined #reboot
[23:38] (@Dayoniket): KIM!
[23:38] * Dayoniket flattens Kim with a bearhug
[23:38] * Robin` AHS!
[23:38] * Robin` grins
[23:38] (Robin`): ooooooh Zach.
[23:38] (Robin`): Not in Nicole's prescense!
[23:38] (Verna): Hahahahaha
[23:38] (@Dayoniket): Oo
[23:38] (Verna): I am behemoth larvae fat thing
[23:38] (Verna): hear me seet on zuchinnis!
[23:38] (Verna): BORG!
[23:39] * Robin` BLINKS
[23:39] * Robin` grins
[23:39] * Robin` molests Zach
[23:39] (@Dayoniket): AIE!
[23:39] * Dayoniket runs away
[23:39] * Verna molests noone. NOOOONE!
[23:39] * Robin` MWAHAHAHAHAHA's
[23:39] (@Dayoniket): YIPE! YIPE! YIPE!
[23:39] * Robin` runs after Zach "I molest you boy!"
[23:39] * Verna pokies Ze'elle. "I went nuts and bought Ifeelsick...."
[23:39] * Robin` molests Zach again and smirks at Katie and Nicole.
[23:39] * Verna refuses to get horny at the thought of a man being felt up by Kim. :p
[23:40] (Verna): HEEHEEHEE-it's always the tuna that gets you in the end...
[23:40] (Verna): sorry, sorry, sorry
[23:40] * Verna helps Robin molest Zach?
[23:40] (@Dayoniket): HELP!
[23:40] * Dayoniket stumbles away, with his pulled calf-muscle
[23:41] * Robin` grins
[23:41] * Robin` pounces on Zach
[23:41] (Verna): Ze: youuuu BETCHA!
[23:41] (Verna): MR SPOOKY!!!
[23:41] * Verna yays.
[23:41] (@Dayoniket): EEP!
[23:41] * Dayoniket struggles

Verna's talking about the.. 'I feel sick' thing.. I think it's a moofie.

[23:41] (Verna): Devi kicks ass... she's so incredibly SANE compared to Jhonny and Squee
[23:41] (Verna): but Z is gonna get her and make her nuts methinks :( ...
[23:41] (Verna): saaaaaad
[23:42] (Verna): Evil Zim aliens. I kick them in the nuts!
[23:42] (Verna): uhm... don't mind me... too much caffeine.
[23:46] * Dayoniket sneaks away from Kim
[23:46] * Robin` LEAPS on Zach
[23:47] (Robin`): NO GET AWAY FROM ME!
[23:47] (@Dayoniket): AIE!
[23:47] * Robin` tickles Zach
[23:47] * Verna yays
[23:47] * Verna dances.
[23:47] * Dayoniket laughs loudly
[23:48] * Dayoniket squirms away
[23:48] * Robin` smirks
[23:48] (Robin`): NO!
[23:56] * Dayoniket hides behind Nicole's idleness
[23:57] * Robin` shrieks!
[23:57] (Robin`): NO!
[23:57] (Robin`): NO HIDING WHERE I CANNOT GO!
[23:57] * Robin` sobs

Kim amuses me when she molests my boyfriend.

[23:58] *** ElectraM ([email protected]) has joined #reboot
[23:58] (ElectraM): blah
[23:59] * ElectraM goes back under the floor
[23:59] (ElectraM): hey pascal
[00:00] (Robin`): Hi Electra.
[00:00] * Robin` grins
[00:00] (ElectraM): hey robin...
[00:00] * ElectraM starts humming the tune of batman
[00:00] (Ze`elle): No.
[00:01] (Ze`elle): No Bat-Man.
[00:01] (Ze`elle): Or Pat-Man either.
[00:01] (Robin`): Batman is COOL!
[00:01] (ElectraM): Ze> It's robin's theme!
[00:02] (Verna): It's a effing revolution!
[00:02] (Verna): I mean, more cinnamon please, officer.
[00:03] (ElectraM): Can someone pass a cinnamon donut down here?
[00:04] (Ze`elle): Dunna nana dunna nana dunna nana Batman!
[00:04] * Robin` waits for her new page layout to upload.
[00:05] (Verna): Batman and Robin are so together.
[00:05] * Robin` grins
[00:05] *** Ze`elle is now known as ZePhone
[00:06] (Verna): Oops! Did I say that out loud?
[00:06] (Verna): Damned elves.
[00:06] * Dayoniket oOs at Verna
[00:06] (@Dayoniket): You're weird.
[00:06] * Robin` grins
[00:06] (Verna): They're LAUGHING at me, mom!
[00:07] * Robin` grins
[00:07] (Verna): KITTIES!
[00:07] (Verna): No marsupials, eat the floster!
[00:08] * Robin` laughs
[00:08] (Robin`): http://sailorsaturn.com/new/i/
[00:08] * ElectraM starts singing blinky bill music
[00:10] (Verna): BLINKYYYYY BILLL!
[00:10] *** Pascal` ([email protected]) has joined #reboot - Clones: 2 from *[email protected] (Dayoniket) CtrlF1 whois; ShiftF8 ping
[00:10] (Verna): Koalamanwithevilturtlefriends
[00:10] *** X sets mode: +o Pascal`
[00:10] * Pascal` anally rapes Undernet

Icky.

[00:10] (Verna): that's impolite
[00:11] (Verna): bloobeescoobleeedooobeee
[00:11] (@Pascal`): Undernet blows goats.
[00:12] * Pascal` does not like Undernet
[00:13] *** Dayoniket has quit IRC (Peace & Protection 4.00 BETA 13 Build 900)
[00:13] *** Pascal` is now known as Dayoniket
[00:13] *** Robin` has quit IRC (Ping timeout for Robin`[cast-53-0183.direct.ca])
[00:20] * Dayoniket should go to bed
[00:20] * Dayoniket salutes everyone
[00:20] (ElectraM): night pascal
[00:21] *** Dayoniket has quit IRC (*bork*)
[00:22] *** Keyo ([email protected]) has joined #reboot
[00:22] * Keyo floats in
[00:22] (Keyo): morning peeps
[00:23] (ElectraM): hey kayo... :P

DAMNIT! I'm NOT correcting all those typos! *muttermuttermuttergahthatpissesmeoffmuttermutter*

[00:24] *** Robin` ([email protected]) has joined #reboot
[00:24] (ElectraM): Wb robin....
[00:24] (Verna): hallo
[00:24] (Keyo): hey RO-chan
[00:25] (Verna): floobeescoobee
[00:25] * Robin` grins
[00:25] (Robin`): cUTE!
[00:26] (Keyo): what's cute?
[00:26] (ElectraM): Who's cute.
[00:27] (ElectraM): It's definaly not kayo over there.

Ah-ha ah-ha ha-ha-ha. *nosethumbageMUCH* </sarcasm>

[00:27] * Robin` grins
[00:27] (Keyo): Lec, you're just jealous. *smirk*
[00:27] (Robin`): This picture of this kitten!
[00:27] * Robin` thinks Brad's a cutie-pie
[00:27] (Keyo): nuts. it in't either of us.
[00:27] (Keyo): hey, sweet!
[00:27] * ElectraM Stick her toungue at Kayo. <-- (Webster's nightmare.)
[00:27] (ElectraM): Awwwww.
[00:27] * ElectraM mopes off into a corner.
[00:27] * Keyo attaches a mousetrap to the end of Lec's stuck-out tongue
[00:28] (Keyo): take that.
[00:28] * ElectraM Takes the trap off and puts a bear trap under kayo's foot.
[00:28] (ElectraM): Take that
[00:29] * Keyo levitates over the trap
[00:29] (Keyo): um, no. want a refund?
[00:29] (ElectraM): Awwww.... No fair.
[00:29] * ElectraM mopes away from sight.
[00:29] * Keyo grins
[00:29] (Keyo): vistorious!
[00:29] (Keyo): waitaminnit. a typo. buggerdamn.
[00:30] * Keyo pokes Lec with a 'Have-A-Nice-Day' stick
[00:30] * ElectraM Invisable of course dacks Kayo and goes back to moping.  <-- (Invisible of course? What are you, a tard?)
[00:30] (Keyo): dacks?
[00:30] (Keyo): I've been dacked.
[00:30] (ElectraM): You don't know what a dacking is?
[00:30] (Keyo): whatever that is.....
[00:31] (Keyo): um, not really, no
[00:31] * ElectraM Snickers
[00:31] (ElectraM): Well.... I pulled down your pants. <-- (Filthy pervert!)
[00:31] (Keyo): I suspect you don't either....aside from an explanation you just made up.
[00:31] * ElectraM snickers more
[00:31] (Keyo): what pants?
[00:31] (ElectraM): The ones you were wearing.
[00:31] (Keyo): I wasn't wearing any pants
[00:32] (ElectraM): Then what are you wearing? Nothing?
[00:32] * Robin` rolls her eyes
[00:32] (Keyo): I don't need to wear anything right now.....I'm stuck in my celestial form right now....
[00:32] (ElectraM): Or a dress.
[00:32] (Keyo): life's a bitch, but oh welll......
[00:32] * ElectraM shoves a dress over Kayo
[00:33] (Keyo): HEY!
[00:33] (Keyo): I'm gonna get you for messing up my polish......
[00:33] * ElectraM Smiles.
[00:33] * Keyo vaporizes the dress
[00:33] * Verna whees.
[00:33] * Keyo pulls out the turtle wax and touches up the finish on his metal extremities
[00:34] (Verna): life's a bitch ina celestial dress?
[00:34] *** ZePhone is now known as Ze`elle
[00:34] * ElectraM Puts a ribbon in kayo's hair
[00:34] (ElectraM): Ze, Remember what we did to aaron?
[00:34] (Keyo): errrgh.
[00:34] * Keyo unties the ribbon and stuffs it in Lec's ear
[00:35] (ElectraM): Ze> let's do it to Keyo... We'll need to tie him up.... he's a bit resistant.

Note Ze's lack of a response. 9.9

[00:35] (Keyo): hey!
[00:35] (Keyo): no tying me up allowed!
[00:35] (ElectraM): Alright I won't then.
[00:36] (Keyo): thank you.
[00:36] * ElectraM whistles.
[00:36] (Keyo): O_o
[00:36] * Keyo spocks
[00:36] * ElectraM charges Pulls out the ribbon and Ties Keyo to a chair.
[00:36] (Keyo): hmm...
[00:36] (ElectraM): Gotcha
[00:36] * Keyo teleports to the other side of the channel
[00:36] (Keyo): nice try.
[00:36] * Keyo stands up and stretches
[00:36] (Ze`elle): Huh?
[00:36] * ElectraM Starts putting markup on the chair.
[00:36] (ElectraM): Aww.
[00:36] (Ze`elle): I'm not really here.
[00:36] (Keyo): hey Ze
[00:36] (Ze`elle): Keyo... hi.
[00:37] * ElectraM runs toward Kayo with lipstick
[00:37] (Keyo): feeling better since the last time I saw you?
[00:37] (ElectraM): Um... Kayo I mean
[00:37] * Keyo steps out of the rift behind the couch
[00:37] (Ze`elle): Ha, yeah!
[00:37] (Keyo): errgh........Lec, you're getting annoying
[00:37] (Ze`elle): I'm on toppa the world!
[00:37] (Verna): dederdedre
[00:37] (ElectraM): me put the lipstick away
[00:38] (ElectraM): oops.
[00:38] (Verna): dtjjurhsstyt5hy
[00:38] * Keyo spocks again
[00:38] * ElectraM puts the lipstick away and spocks at kayo
[00:38] (ElectraM): It appears I've met my match
[00:38] (Verna): SPOCKS? How you spock!?! Interesting action
[00:38] (Keyo): heh.
[00:38] (Verna): I want to SpOOOOCK
[00:38] (Keyo): O_o
[00:38] (Keyo): spocking
[00:38] (Ze`elle): What is this Spock?
[00:38] (ElectraM): I can spock... I spock very good.
[00:39] (Verna): how does one spock?
[00:39] (Keyo): yes, but can you Splock?
[00:39] (ElectraM): lift 1 eyebrow while the other one stays down.
[00:39] (ElectraM): It's very hard to do... Until you get used to it
[00:40] (Keyo): righto.
[00:41] * ElectraM grows fangs and eats catfood.
[00:41] * Ze`elle sleepies on the couch.
[00:41] * ElectraM turns into a kitty and chew in keyo's leg. <-- (Ohhhhhh them English skills. 9.9)
[00:42] (ElectraM): chews
[00:42] (Verna): deedeeedeee
[00:42] (Keyo): erf. doesn't that hurt? my being made out of a stuff that's harder than diamond?
[00:42] (Verna): deedoodee
[00:42] (Verna): meeeeeeeegdddddddsaaaaaa
[00:42] (ElectraM): Keyo, What do you think me teeth are made of? Magic! So it doesn't hurt.
[00:42] (ElectraM): Meow.
[00:43] (Keyo): Ah. gotcha.
[00:43] (Verna): I canna do it
[00:43] (Verna): kinnae do it
[00:43] * Keyo picks up a ShopVac and proceeds to give Lec the scruffling of her life.
[00:43] * ElectraM giggles and goes back to chewing on kayo's leg
[00:43] (Verna): IiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiKkKkKkKkKkKkKkKkKkKkKkKkKkKkKkKkKkKkK
[00:44] (Verna): jjjjJJJjjjjjjjjjJJJJjjjjjjjJJJJj
[00:44] (Keyo): the hell?
[00:44] (ElectraM): She's a funny girl she is.
[00:44] (Ze`elle): Screws?
[00:44] (ElectraM): Strange too
[00:44] (Verna): Whee! The screws are coming loose, mommy
[00:44] (Ze`elle): I'm fine, Verna.
[00:45] (Verna): How are you?
[00:45] (Verna): Whee! Not much!
[00:45] (Ze`elle): So wassup?
[00:45] (Verna): Yeah, I know it is
[00:45] (Ze`elle): That's good.
[00:45] (Verna): Psychic lag!
[00:45] (Ze`elle): So what's this called?
[00:46] (Ze`elle): A little.
[00:46] (Verna): Don't you think this is wierd?
[00:46] (ElectraM): I am so weird, I am so wierd.... Blah blah blah blah.
[00:46] (Verna): I don't think so.
[00:47] (Ze`elle): I wonder if were confusing them.
[00:47] (Ze`elle): High-five!
[00:47] (Verna): Five-Dive
[00:48] (Ze`elle): L
[00:48] (Verna): A
[00:48] (Ze`elle): L
[00:48] (Verna): A
[00:48] (Ze`elle): L
[00:48] (Verna): A
[00:48] (Ze`elle): L
[00:48] (Verna): A
[00:48] (Ze`elle): L
[00:48] (Verna): A
[00:48] (Ze`elle): Me too.
[00:48] (Verna): I like singing.
[00:49] * Verna peers around. I think we killed the conversation.
[00:49] * Ze`elle nods.
[00:50] (Keyo): weirdos .*snicker*.
[00:50] (Ze`elle): Hey, it's the magic of the phone!
[00:50] * ElectraM starts singing!
[00:50] (Keyo): nyuh?
[00:50] (Ze`elle): 'Sides, I'm not a... nevermind.
[00:51] (Verna): NENENENENENENEEEE
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[00:51] (Verna): aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaareyougogo?
[00:51] (Ze`elle): Baldy!
[00:51] (Verna): I'm the ONLY GAY ESKIMO!
[00:51] * Ze`elle pounces Dwarf!
[00:51] * Verna yays in general
[00:52] * Robin` blinks
[00:52] *** X sets mode: +o Robin`
[00:52] *** X changes topic to '(Verna): I'm the ONLY GAY ESKIMO!'
[00:52] *** Robin` sets mode: +t
[00:52] (Verna): Is... ::gasp:: Oppidy Robin
[00:52] (ElectraM): Verna! I know that song! My best friend won't stop singing it!
[00:52] *** BaldDwarf has quit IRC (Read error to BaldDwarf[24.68.136.45.ab.wave.home.com]: Connection reset by peer)
[00:52] * Robin` grins
[00:52] (Verna): I'm the only gay eskimo... I'm the only one I know... I'm the only gay eskimo... in myyyy tribe....
[00:53] (Keyo): I love that song....
[00:53] (Verna): I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka but all I wanna do is get into his parka...
[00:53] * ElectraM starts singing songs from the latest mikado.
[00:53] (Verna): I'm the only gay eskimooOOooo... in my... tribe!
[00:53] (Verna): HEE!
[00:53] * Ze`elle rubs her shoulder...
[00:53] * Verna liketh that song.
[00:53] (Ze`elle): E-induced paaaaaaaaaaaain... *drool*
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[00:53] * Verna hee hee hee's.
[00:54] * Robin` grins
[00:54] * Verna clucks her tongue. (I no approve, but she no listen.)
[00:54] * Chandri wows! Verna is alive!!!
[00:54] (Ze`elle): :P
[00:54] (Verna): Allo Chandri
[00:54] (Ze`elle): Quit it, man.
[00:54] (ElectraM): LONG LIFE.... To you.... Looooonnnnnng.... and tall, tanned and lovely, I just created... Karoke`
[00:54] (ElectraM): Hey Chandri
[00:54] (Chandri): hi everyone
[00:54] (Verna): Yes m'lady. ^_^;
[00:55] (Ze`elle): Ahahaha! I speak! She obeys!
[00:55] * Chandri stares at the topic...
[00:55] (Chandri): *blinkblink*
[00:55] * Chandri look suspicously at robin...
[00:55] (Chandri): looks, too.
[00:55] * Verna bends over! Yes! Fuck my empty eye socket! And leave the glass shards in, I like it like dat!

Uh.......

[00:55] * Chandri stares at verna now
[00:55] * ElectraM Blinks.
[00:56] * Ze`elle runs off to go to bed under the couch...
[00:56] (Verna): uhm... comic book reference. Pay me no heed.
[00:56] *** BaldDwarf ([email protected]) has joined #reboot
[00:56] (ElectraM): wb cody
[00:56] * BaldDwarf 's computer is shite
[00:56] (BaldDwarf): hey!
[00:56] (BaldDwarf): Verna!
[00:56] (Verna): Yessss?
[00:56] (Keyo): wb, Dwarf
[00:56] (BaldDwarf): crazy..what is this, night of the regulars who abandoned us?
[00:57] * Ze`elle 's two glowing eyes peer out from the darkness...
[00:57] (Keyo): dunno, dude
[00:57] * Keyo hands Ze a pair of sunglasses
[00:57] (ElectraM): Am I a regular yet?

World's second stupidest question. 9.9

[00:57] * Ze`elle eats them...
[00:57] * Verna shribels. I sowwy. I kick pain in the can and it went... FOOM! And then, magical light let me back in.
[00:57] * ElectraM blinks again at verna
[00:57] (Keyo): okay.,......
[00:57] * BaldDwarf listens to the Sunshine Underground, one of the most beautiful songs ever
[00:57] (Verna): I mean... yeah, it's been a while.
[00:57] (Ze`elle): Keyo's lost his edge.
[00:58] *** X sets mode: +o BaldDwarf
[00:58] (Ze`elle): Who's the song by, Dwarf?
[00:58] (@BaldDwarf): Ze`elle: the chemical brothers
[00:58] (ElectraM): Ze> you noticed that too?
[00:58] (Ze`elle): ElectraM: Yeah.
[00:58] (Keyo): what edge?
[00:58] (Ze`elle): He's not weird and pervy anymore.
[00:58] (Verna): Oooh... Hello Time Bomb People? No wait that's bush.

Enh?! *checks her copy of shiny tunes 4*

[00:59] (Ze`elle): He was funnier that way.
[00:59] (ElectraM): Yeah, I know.
[00:59] (@BaldDwarf): They played some of it at their show... with video of a sunrise over water playing on the screens..it kicked ass
[00:59] (Keyo): Hello Time Bomb was Matt Good Band.

THANK YOU!

[00:59] (ElectraM): Kayo> that mean edge you used to have.... you're too soft now.
[00:59] (Keyo): weird and pervy? nah...I'm just tired.
[00:59] * ElectraM pokes the soft kayo
[00:59] * Verna doesn
[00:59] (Verna): erm
[00:59] (Verna): reather
[00:59] * Robin` bounces around.
[00:59] (Keyo): erf.
[00:59] (Verna): before I left my brain in woozleland
[01:00] * Ze`elle hooks a Jolt-IV in Keyo's arm...
[01:00] * Keyo crunches Lec's finger with a nutcracker
[01:00] * Robin` bats away things and molests Brad
[01:00] (@BaldDwarf): YEAH!
[01:00] * Robin` yawns
[01:00] (Verna): I have SOMETHING by the Chemical brothers. But I get all the songs mixed up...
[01:00] * Robin` curls up in the middle of the channel and SLEEPS "QUIET DAMN YOU ALL!"
[01:00] (@BaldDwarf): Verna: Aaah... Well...Sunshine Underground is like 9 minutes long
[01:00] * Keyo sneaks over to where Robin's sleeping
[01:00] * Robin` SLEEPS
[01:00] (Keyo): *sneak sneak sneak*
[01:00] (@BaldDwarf): and it's beautiful. ring a bell?
[01:00] * ElectraM Smiles happily and Sticks a electrionic toothbrush in keyo's ear and turns it on
[01:01] * Keyo pounces on Robin, tickling her madly
[01:01] * Robin` SHRIEKS!
[01:01] (Keyo): whoops! time out.
[01:01] * Robin` BAPS Keyo with a rather large mallet
[01:01] * Keyo reaches up and yanks the toothbrush out of his ear
[01:01] (Verna): Ah, I give up on brain
[01:01] (Keyo): hmmm...how'd that ge-*crunch*
[01:01] * BaldDwarf recalls dancin to this song LIVE...Damn did that rule
[01:01] (Keyo): owies......
[01:01] (@Robin`): []----- <---- MALLET!
[01:01] * ElectraM snickers... "cleaned out your ears enough kayo?"

I find it only vaguely amusing, when people try to be funny but aren't?

[01:01] * Keyo tackles Robin and tickles her some more
[01:02] (Verna): Never used it before twenty days ago and now look... gotta scrape off the dead skin and poise your fingernails around it so you can squeeze out the painful wax buildup that is knowledge
[01:02] *** Chandri was kicked by Robin` (Are we having fun yet?)
[01:02] (Verna): fook
[01:02] (Ze`elle): "Close their soft animal eyes..."
[01:02] *** Robin` was kicked by Robin` (hehehe, that kickles)
[01:02] (Keyo): kickles?
[01:02] *** Robin` ([email protected]) has joined #reboot
[01:02] *** X sets mode: +o Robin`
[01:02] *** Robin` was kicked by Robin` (Look, no more lamer ^^)

Oh god.. I'm leaving the kickstat lines in.. 9.9

[01:02] (Keyo): wb, Ro-chan
[01:02] *** Robin` ([email protected]) has joined #reboot
[01:02] ••• Robin` has 2 kicks / 0 bankicks (F7 for info / F10 to clear)
[01:02] *** X sets mode: +o Robin`
[01:02] (Keyo): oy vey.....
[01:02] *** Robin` was kicked by Robin` (Why not?)
[01:02] (Verna): Ah hah
[01:02] *** Robin` ([email protected]) has joined #reboot
[01:02] ••• Robin` has 3 kicks / 0 bankicks (F7 for info / F10 to clear)
[01:02] (Verna): Okay
[01:02] *** X sets mode: +o Robin`
[01:02] (Verna): Yes
[01:02] *** Robin` was kicked by Robin` (Her lips suck forth / see where it flies)
[01:02] *** Robin` ([email protected]) has joined #reboot
[01:02] ••• Robin` has 4 kicks / 0 bankicks (F7 for info / F10 to clear)
[01:02] *** X sets mode: +o Robin`
[01:02] (ElectraM): oiy.
[01:02] *** Robin` was kicked by Robin` (P.S. This doesn't mean we can't be friends)
[01:03] *** Robin` ([email protected]) has joined #reboot
[01:03] ••• Robin` has 5 kicks / 0 bankicks (F7 for info / F10 to clear)
[01:03] *** X sets mode: +o Robin`
[01:03] * Ze`elle kicks Ro's arse...
[01:03] * Robin` LAUGHS
[01:03] * Robin` grins
[01:03] (@Robin`): NO KICKETH MY ARSE!
[01:03] * Robin` GLARES
[01:03] (Ze`elle): Oh, I bet you do.
[01:03] *** Robin` was kicked by X ((BaldDwarf) MY TURN!)
[01:03] *** Robin` ([email protected]) has joined #reboot
[01:03] ••• Robin` has 6 kicks / 0 bankicks (F7 for info / F10 to clear)
[01:03] *** X sets mode: +o Robin`
[01:03] * Keyo pats Robin on the bum
[01:03] * Keyo pats Robin on the bum
[01:03] (@BaldDwarf): hahaha
[01:03] *** BaldDwarf was kicked by Robin` (This relationship just isn't going to work out)
[01:03] *** BaldDwarf ([email protected]) has joined #reboot
[01:03] (BaldDwarf): sorry kim
[01:03] (BaldDwarf): hahaha that was fun
[01:03] (Ze`elle): Not once, but twice!
[01:03] * Robin` GRINS
[01:03] (Keyo): doinkage
[01:03] *** Keyo was kicked by Robin` (No touching me.)
[01:03] * Robin` sulks in the corner
[01:03] (ElectraM): Poor robin....
[01:04] *** Keyo ([email protected]) has joined #reboot
[01:04] (Keyo): pwoop. spoilsport.
[01:04] *** Keyo was kicked by X ((BaldDwarf) No touching Kim)
[01:04] (@Robin`): Hah.
[01:04] * Robin` grins
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[01:04] ••• Keyo has 2 kicks / 0 bankicks (ShiftF7 for info / ShiftF10 to clear)

We figured out by now that the kick command is often a source of fun in our chan?

[01:04] (BaldDwarf): that shouldnt have used X! DAMN!
[01:04] * ElectraM would go an hug robin... but after was happened to keyo... she decideds agaist it
[01:04] (@Robin`): If you need to molest someone, molest Chris.
[01:04] (Keyo): Dwarf, you get to much of a kick out of having ops.....
[01:04] (Ze`elle): WHAT!
[01:04] (Verna): glrrrrrg
[01:04] (BaldDwarf): Keyo: Hey..least im not banning ya ;)
[01:04] * Ze`elle shuffles further under the couch...
[01:04] (Verna): So many feets, mommy? Whuzzat? Pince the NUB OF JUSTICE, PEOPLE! Blind oranges.
[01:05] (Ze`elle): I have too many problems like that.
[01:05] (Verna): Oink, oink! Hear my incessant ramblings and be scared! Yo ho, mateys! Land ho on the front of new Mexico... POPULATION OVERFLOW!! AHHH! AHH!
[01:05] (Keyo): Dwarf: ban me, and I will hunt you down, rip out your pupes with a pair of needle-nose pliers, and pack your computer, component by individual component, into a magnetic accelerator.
[01:05] *** ElectraM ([email protected]) has left #reboot

Bah-bai party poopee.

[01:05] (Ze`elle): Ban him... ban him...!
[01:05] (Ze`elle): :P
[01:06] (Verna): And then there will be ball frying in the noon shade around tea time
[01:06] (Verna): with ABSENT MUSKETEERS WATCHING! They pay 100 dollars to watch, you know. JUST TO WATCH!
[01:06] (Keyo): Verna's cracked. <-- (Uh.. I think Verna's *ON* crack..)
[01:06] * Robin` BLINKS
[01:06] (@Robin`): MUSKETEERS!
[01:07] (Keyo): and you've divided the price of the tickets by the square root of cheese? multiplied by the pi-root of beer?
[01:07] * Robin` swoons
[01:07] (Verna): I sense your envy of my neck! Droool over my magical powers, mind-beasts! I am the supreme automaton of croutonness worldwide!
[01:07] (Keyo): mm-hmm.
[01:07] (Ze`elle): Uhm.
[01:07] (Keyo): yah.
[01:07] (Keyo): oooooo-kaaaay
[01:07] (BaldDwarf): Croutonness?
[01:07] (Ze`elle): My computer had just told me that I have run out of space on my C drive.
[01:07] (Verna): CHEESE? Did somebody say cheese?
[01:07] (Ze`elle): Is that bad?
[01:08] (Keyo): um, yeah
[01:08] (Verna): POULTRY, PARMESAN and a PINTER! MMMM! PROCESSED PINTER! YES!
[01:08] *** X changes topic to 'Rockin the town like a mouldy croton! Flying through the air with bricks!'
[01:08] (Ze`elle): How do I make it go away?
[01:08] (Keyo): delte some stuff.
[01:08] (@Robin`): DELETE!
[01:08] (Verna): Ze: it means you have to erase stuff if you want to save new stuff. :p
[01:08] (Keyo): delete
[01:08] (Verna): saddd
[01:08] (Ze`elle): Hrm...
[01:08] *** Ze`elle is now known as ZeBusy
[01:08] (Verna): Weed out the mp3s you don't want anymore
[01:09] (Verna): try emptying your trash bin
[01:09] (Verna): If you've been deleting stuff but not emptying your trash bin you could come up with some brand new happy space that way
[01:09] * ZeBusy sniffs good-bye has she deletes her Jedi Slash...
[01:09] (Verna): also look for half-downloaded songs that you only have 30 seconds of and delete those
[01:10] (Verna): AIIEE! NOT THE OBI/QUI-GON SMUT! NOOOOOO!
[01:10] (ZeBusy): Iz going... *sniff sniff*
[01:10] (Verna): Word documents don't take up much space anyways. I doubt that thing was even a meg!
[01:10] (Verna): Songs are megs and megs! You need to delete songs and/or pictures.
[01:11] (Keyo): and video. video REALLY eats up space.
[01:11] * Verna realizes that she's lapsed into lucidity!
[01:11] (Keyo): so all those porno clips have to go.
[01:11] (Verna): NooO! Evil, evil awakenedness
[01:11] * Keyo hands Verna a few dried frog pills
[01:11] (Verna): Yes, any videos can go boom
[01:12] (Verna): Ulicia boom-boom and Frankie the Ulva will just have to go, I'm afraid ::sniff::
[01:12] * Verna yays. I bursar lady now!
[01:12] * Robin` blinks
[01:12] * Robin` BOUINCES
[01:13] * Robin` squeals
[01:13] * Robin` squerals
[01:13] (Keyo): nyuh?
[01:13] * Robin` grins
[01:13] (Verna): (eek. Does this make Keyo Ridcully? No shoot arrows at my head. I be good.)
[01:13] * Robin` sobs
[01:13] (Keyo): hehehehe
[01:13] * Robin` asjnadljfksldkgjadlkwprto;kj35oi2h.kjdfhksghsd;ofjas;kjsfhgsdlkghsdlkgs's quite happily
[01:13] (Keyo): Ro-chan?
[01:13] * BaldDwarf realises that "Hey Boy Hey Girl" changes like every 15 seconds! wow!
[01:13] (Verna): Dried frog pills=discworld reference (stories by terry pratchett)
[01:13] (Verna): basically, there's this crazy wizard that the other wizards give dried frog pills to calm him down
[01:14] (Verna): but ironically, it's because of them that the bursar is crazy
[01:14] (Verna): ....
[01:14] (Keyo): Dwarf?
[01:14] (BaldDwarf): yes keyo?
[01:14] (Verna): Yes, Martha, I EAT SHOES! There! It's OUT! Are you all happy now?
[01:14] (Keyo): what is Hey Boy Hey Girl?
[01:15] (BaldDwarf): Keyo: A Chemical Brothers song. it rules...want?
[01:15] (Verna): Googly Smoogly woogly pufffft
[01:15] (Verna): GASP! The fuckin' password!
[01:15] (Verna): I eattt dirttt!
[01:15] (Verna): Carpet me!
[01:15] (Keyo): sure, why not?
[01:16] (Keyo): and that Sunshine one, or whatever it;s ca;llled....
[01:16] (Verna): Eeehn. Eeeehn. Oooooot. Ooooot.
[01:17] (Verna): soingZoInGsoingZoInGsoingZoInGbloinksploink
[01:17] (Verna): hahaaahahahaahhahah
[01:17] (Keyo): whoopsneeebleneebleneebleprodunkblongDignabba!
[01:17] (ZeBusy): Eya.
[01:17] (Verna): I sense that my gurlish chewing noises offend you! HAH! See me masticate wildly and with abandon!
[01:17] (ZeBusy): Stupidity.
[01:17] *** Robin` has quit IRC (Read error to Robin`[mut-53-0171.direct.ca]: Connection reset by peer)
[01:18] (Keyo): GUm thyshelf, boor! I denounce you as a minion of Sneezes! I challenge to to combat by Cauliflower!
[01:18] (Verna): No, but it is too late! Oh, can't you see the toenails? Oh, so beautiful!
[01:18] (Verna): I accept thy challenge! Show me to thy troubador! But what, is this a monster? I do smell of horsepiss!
[01:18] (Keyo): I'm not your only friend, I am your only friend, I am your little glowing friend.......
[01:18] (Verna): Little vibrating friend?
[01:19] (Verna): BzzzZZZzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzz (oh yeah)
[01:19] * ZeBusy yawns...
[01:19] (Keyo): Avaunt, foolish man! I name thee as a do-gooder, and I sentence thee to a life of flowers and sweetness, to rot thy hands and face, like a Munchkin of the Surgeon's Art!
[01:20] (Verna): NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!! ...when do I start and is there a dental plan?
[01:20] (ZeBusy): Damn, this little piss-ant kid is downloading ALL my Bust-A-Groove songs.
[01:20] (Verna): zoinkbloinkcroink
[01:20] (ZeBusy): At about 0.39k a second.
[01:20] (Verna): Ze: ppst--it's probably Kim *G*
[01:20] (Verna): Bust-a-sphincter
[01:21] (Verna): C'mon everybody, bust-a-sphincter... yeah...
[01:21] (ZeBusy): Nah...
[01:21] (Verna): You know you want to!
[01:21] * ZeBusy just listens to Final Fantasy Pray
[01:21] (Verna): Hee.
[01:21] * Verna chews chompily and daydreams of being productive.
[01:22] (Verna): But in her mind people say things and her rate of typing slows and she gets sleeeepity
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[01:22] (ZeBusy): Gotta go.
[01:22] (ZeBusy): Cyaz.
[01:22] *** ZeBusy has quit IRC (Forget about me.)
[01:22] * Chandri stares around at ppl...
[01:22] * Keyo stuffs a Q-Tip in his ear, pulls it out his nose, and eats it, munching noisily
[01:22] (Verna): AINN!~
[01:22] (Verna): noooo
[01:22] * Chandri stares some more
[01:22] * Verna says HI to Chandri
[01:22] * Verna whees
[01:22] * Chandri blinks at Verna
[01:22] * Verna has memories of Judge Judy
[01:22] (Verna): NOOOOOO!
[01:22] * Chandri wants cheesecake... a lot.
[01:23] (Verna): Stupid divorce court. I abolish thy tomatoes!
[01:23] (Verna): Tomatoes I tells ya! Spammit! No more fruit.... gimme a raise you damn beatnik of the knight's guard!
[01:24] (Keyo): Mud! I curse thy taste! feel the toothbrush of my wrath, and hug thyself in fear for what evil fate awaits you when you pass to the Great Ice Cream Parlor In The Sky!
[01:25] (Verna): The pain!! It's hurtful somehow!! Shoot meee! Just shoot meeee!
[01:25] * Chandri stares a LOT...
[01:25] * Chandri sighs and crawls under the couch... drug-induced Shakespeare re-hashing...
[01:25] * BaldDwarf wonders how it's possible for an ftp to have so many full albums, and yet only one that he wants
[01:25] (Verna): Ramen. I am now giant peanut! See me expel mulititudes of floobiness. Gwish!
[01:26] * Chandri wonders... what the hell?
[01:26] (Keyo): Spoozlegwab! I shall drench thee in torrents of salted steel!
[01:26] (Verna): MoooooOoooOOooo.
[01:26] (Keyo): Gaaaawoooomba!
[01:26] (Verna): This way to the great egress! C'mon, you know you want to! FooL! You'll never do it! You make a mockery of self-annihilation!
[01:27] (Keyo): be careful of the bouncing rubber doohickey of doom, it might come and litterallly screw thy brains out, turn them into Jell-O, and feed them to the nearest critical-condition patient down at your favorite medical institution!
[01:27] (Keyo): reall brain food, so I hear....
[01:27] * Chandri doesn't understaaaaaand...
[01:27] (Verna): There used to be bugs on it, but there's nothing to eat on it now. NICE SQUIRREL! FRIENDLY SQUIRELL!
[01:27] (Verna): Oh my GOD it
[01:27] (Verna): it's dead!
[01:28] (Chandri): squirrels are frightening...
[01:28] (Verna): Bees are worse. OH NO!!! FIRE!! I miss my friend the Squirelly. I sing a song. Squirelly... I misses you so much... ohh yeah.
[01:28] (Keyo): Dead! the name of Rank, I curse the fine smeel off fresh-baked bread arising from my pantaloons!
[01:29] (Keyo): slip into your boots of chocolate, for we are going on a road trip to find the Great Squibblygob of Life!
[01:29] (Verna): Bill Clintoniansmith, too, had a squirell-eee. He used to ride that little fuzzy like a cheap bitch. ARRGH!
[01:29] * Chandri wakes up.. boots of chocolate?
[01:29] *** Robin` ([email protected]) has joined #reboot
[01:29] * Robin` follows the bouncing stylish bowl of squee
[01:29] (Keyo): and stockins of licorice, that strangle you when you sleep! and perform sexual favors at a discount, for good-looking people.
[01:29] * Robin` LAUGHS
[01:30] * Chandri doesn't like licorice... I've always been suspicious of its homicidal nature... why else would they be sold in a form called Licorice Whips?
[01:30] (Chandri): I mean... what else is a whip for?
[01:30] (Verna): NOINKY.... squirell-y... I misses you so much.... luvs you, squirelly... ramen! SEE ME ROAR, MOUNT OLYMPUS! I am Persephone, come to sleep with my dark Hades of puffness! See his clitoral nib in all its pierced beauty! It was done last Friday.
[01:31] (Keyo): nani?
[01:31] (Chandri): blinkblinkblinkblinkblinkblink...
[01:31] (Verna): Not Homocidal, sadistical! Oooh, so beautiful. Whips and chains of candy for little children. Training for constraints of work world or just pervy candy designers? YOU DECIDE.
[01:32] * Robin` blinks
[01:32] (Robin`): WHA!?
[01:33] (Verna): nummy whips for pint-sized tykes... hear me FLORIDA!?!? You can no LONGER hoarde your swollen peaches! See me chemical them!
[01:34] *** Keyo has quit IRC (' I'm outta here, folkies. keep your head above water, and keep your stick on the ice.')
[boringness]
[01:37] * Verna swears as she misses the garbage. Ewww. Now I get to pick up wet warm gum. :p
[01:37] (Verna): Feel like Guybrush.
[01:38] * Robin` laughs
[01:41] (Verna): one laugh-well that's better than getting crabs
[01:42] (Verna): or falling down a well or a long flight of-damn, I'm doing it again, aren't I?
[01:42] * Robin` grins
[moreboringness the END]

Ladies and Gentlemen, those children scare me. Late-Nite #ReBoot does it again. For everyone who could give a crap, I'm Wriness Chikaya, and this is Buffers-R-Us.