Alright. May as well start with the introductions, neh?  If you're wondering what #ReBoot is, you had to go through that page to get here, so I'm really wondering why you're asking me such a dumb question. This is simply late-nite #ReBoot at its sickest, logged by myself on March 12th, 2000. :) Feel free to submit weird *ALREADY HTML'D* buffers to me for postage here. If they're not HTML'd, you'd better be on good terms with me, and send them in *.txt format. I don't do *.doc, *.rtf, or any other weird format you can think of. Try to chew the log down if it's just a big long buffer. All logs submitted to me aren't copyrighted by anyone, because it's not like your names aren't on it, so don't try. I reserve the right to take out lines, although I will not modify anything said (except for possibly typo corrections, and other things within reason.) E-mail is [email protected]. Buffers-R-Us is something I thought up when I was HTMLing this. For more ReBoot and #ReBootweirdness, hoppity towards ReHuCoHa, Jerry The Cow's page. Wise Fans Say, for older (and shorter) comments, as well as Roleplays Gone Stoopid. Jerry's stuff is older than mine, but good for a read, especially for the newbiesa, so you understand what you're getting into.

This topic was introduced as I walked in about an argument between Sonya and SilverTig, about who was cuter. (Yah like anyone who knows Silv has to worry about what *guy* she'll pick). The conversation took an interesting twist after I threw in a few colorful lines.. (I was in a weird mood, okay?!) Timestamps are in Mountain Standard time. GMT offset -7.
 
[11:31] (Sonya): dot isn't cuter
[11:31] (Sonya): andraia is cuter
[11:32] (Silvwrite): It's a matter of personal taste. I just think Dot's much cooler than Andy so I'm biased. ;)
[11:33] * Sonya likes andraia's colour scheme better
[11:33] (Sonya): dot is green and black...andi is lots of pretty colours
[11:34] (Sonya): shiny
[11:34] (Sonya): *blink*
[11:34] (Silvwrite): Shiny...
[11:34] * Wrin bounces back in
[11:34] (Silvwrite): Meggy is shiny!
[11:34] (Silvwrite): Megabyte's like...blue, yellow, red, silver AND green yet he matches,
[11:34] (Sonya): but he's ugly
[11:34] (Silvwrite): No he's not!
[11:35] (Sonya): yes he is
[11:35] (Sonya): Bob is way cuter than meggy
[11:35] (Silvwrite): Megabyte looks cool!
[11:35] (Silvwrite): You people are so weird. :D
[11:35] * Sonya giggles
[11:35] * Silvwrite thinks Megabyte looks just as damn neat as any guardian, PLUS he has a better voice.
[11:36] * Wrin thinks meggy has a big chin but is much too cultured to be ugly, although I must admit given the chance I would go for bob.
[11:36] *** Silvwrite is now known as SilverTig
[11:36] (SilverTig): Wrin: Thank-yew.
[11:37] (Sonya): Bob wins
[11:37] * Wrin shrugs.
[11:37] * SilverTig has to go...
[11:37] (Sonya): :)
[11:37] (Sonya): nite tig
[11:37] (SilverTig): Sonya: Bob's voice is too suck in S3 to like him...and his HAIR!
[11:37] (Wrin): Personally, I don't think that a guy with huge pectorals and rippling abs .. especailly looking as if 'e's made of metal, could be much fun in bed.
[11:37] * Wrin thinks bob should get a haircut before he puts an eye out o.O
[11:37] (SilverTig): Wrin: I'm not going to GO for him. He's...evil you know. I just think he's neat. :D
[11:38] (Wrin): Actually, given a chance to GO for anyone on the show..
[11:38] * Wrin is tempted not to admit this
[11:38] * Wrin would actually probably go for Mouse ^.^
[11:38] * Sonya would definitely go for mouse
[11:38] (Toloth): Wrin:Ditto
[11:38] (Toloth): :P
[11:38] (SilverTig): Eww! I get Dot then? :D
[11:38] * SilverTig flees!
[11:38] * Wrin laughs
[11:38] *** SilverTig has quit IRC (Meggy!)
[11:38] (Sonya): andi seems too giggly to have lesbian sex with
[11:38] (Toloth): Well if you guys don;t want andi, I guess I'll take her..... :P
[11:39] * Wrin would never go for andraia.. those spines. . *eep*
[11:39] * Sonya writes fic using lesbian characters :)
[11:39] (Sonya): the spines aren't attached
[11:39] * Wrin likes mouse. And her iridescent hair.
[11:39] (Sonya): mmm red hair
[11:39] (Wrin): So what? They're still poisonous!
[11:39] (Wrin): It's kinky, I'm not that kinky.
[11:39] (Sonya): haha
[11:39] (Wrin): Come on, I'm talking about having lesbian sex here, people.
[11:39] * Toloth wonders if ani smells fishy :P
[11:39] (Sonya): hahaha
[11:39] (Sonya): nasty tol! :)
[11:39] (Sonya): ahhaha
[11:40] (Toloth): Wrin:See told ya, good by day, bad by night :P
[11:40] * Wrin has an ouchy chest :P damn pms
[11:40] * Wrin bets Andy smells fishy :P
[11:40] (Sonya): lol
[11:40] * Wrin thinks mouse would smell like.. metal.
[11:40] * Sonya bets Andi is loud in bed
[11:40] (Sonya): mmmmmm metal
[11:40] * Wrin wonders what dot would smell like..
[11:40] * Wrin thinks.
[11:41] (Sonya): Dot would smell like perfume
[11:41] (Toloth): Sonya:i'll be sure to tell you tommorow :P
[11:41] (Sonya): too much perfume
[11:41] (Wrin): She's probably been douched so much she smells like summer's eve
[11:41] (Sonya): HAHAH
[11:41] * Wrin would bet on it.
[11:41] (Sonya): summer's eve cycle, for when you're not feeling so fresh
[11:41] (Wrin): HAHA
[11:42] * Sonya bets it looks like a reload button
[11:42] (Sonya): "refresh me!"
[11:42] * Wrin laughs.
[11:42] (Wrin): Probably.
[11:42] (Wrin): Or maybe they compare it to cleaning your cache
[11:43] (Sonya): dood
[11:43] * Sonya sits and drools over Mouse a little bit
[11:43] (Wrin): Yah y'know all that extra crap left over from the visits to other people's erm. .. "Pages"
[11:43] * Sonya cracks up
[11:44] * Wrin shrugs.
[11:44] (Wrin): I think so.
[11:47] *** Dayoniket ([email protected]) has joined #reboot
[11:47] *** X sets mode: +o Dayoniket
[11:47] * Wrin POUNCES Zach
[11:47] (Wrin): *THUD*
[11:47] * Dayoniket pounces Nicole
[11:47] (Wrin): Eep!
[11:47] (@Dayoniket): *CRASH*
[11:47] * Sonya hates useless HTML
[11:47] (Wrin): @.*
[11:47] * Wrin rubs her head and coughs
[11:47] *** Dayoniket sets mode: -o Dayoniket
[11:48] * Dayoniket stumbles to the floor
[11:48] * Wrin reverts the conversation back to lesbian sex with mouse.
[11:48] (Sonya): whee!
[11:48] (Wrin): Given the choice of all the chars in the show, I'd pick mouse.
[11:48] * Sonya imagines what mouse would be like in bed
[11:48] (Wrin): Ray's hot but he's just too.. dickheaded. :P
[11:48] (Sonya): she seems like the most fun
[11:48] (Wrin): Oh god.
[11:48] (Wrin): Can we say hickeys?
[11:49] (Sonya): can we say biting?
[11:49] (Sonya): she probably likes to bite with fangs like those
[11:49] (Wrin): Can we say vigorous fucking ... multiple times?
[11:49] (Wrin): Can we say multiple orgasms?
[11:49] * Wrin wonders if her hair can do any neat tricks.
[11:49] * Wrin wonders about her keytool too.
[11:49] (Sonya): I wonder if she got all sweaty, if her hair would spark
[11:49] (Wrin): Haha I dunno.. o.O
[11:50] (Sonya): well, multiple orgasms are a given
[11:50] * Wrin bets though that she'd want to be on top though :P
[11:50] (Sonya): it woudln't matter in lesbian sex
[11:50] * Wrin would just like to be as far from that hair as possible.
[11:50] * Sonya wants to get up in it
[11:51] (Sonya): I love that hair
[11:51] (Sonya): its so red and sparkly
[11:51] * Wrin would be scared it'd gore her or something.
[11:51] (Wrin): That hair frightens me.
[11:51] (Wrin): Although..
[11:51] (Wrin): Doesn't she own a whip?
[11:51] (Wrin): That'd be fun.
[11:51] (Sonya): and two katanas!
[11:51] (Wrin): Whoohoo!
[11:51] (Sonya): think she's into S&M?
[11:51] (Sonya): I think she is
[11:52] (Wrin): I think she would be.
[11:52] (Sonya): It hink she wants to be the master too, ever seen the way she treats bob and ray? :)
[11:52] (Wrin): And she's like practically an escape artist.
[11:52] (Wrin): Can you imagine how fun she'd be in bed? She'd have a spine of playdoh!
[11:52] (Sonya): whee
[11:53] * Wrin bids zach scroll up and read what they've been talking about ^

Now to explain, I had been talking to Al on ICQ, and told him about the mouse/lesbo thing. :)

[11:53] *** DpstShade ([email protected]) has joined #reboot
[11:53] (DpstShade): *zoom*
[11:53] (Toloth): Al!
[11:53] (Toloth): :)
[11:53] * DpstShade screeches to a halt.
[11:53] (DpstShade): ! :)
[11:53] (DpstShade): Chrisman.
[11:53] (DpstShade): Did I miss the lesbian sex?
[11:53] (Toloth): Yeah you did
[11:53] (Toloth): :(
[11:53] * Dayoniket laughs
[11:53] * Sonya wonders if Mouse has any other toys hidden in her boots
[11:54] (Sonya): or in other choice places
[11:54] (Toloth): Nobony wanted andria so I got her :P
[11:54] * Wrin laughs at Shade
[11:54] (Wrin): I'll send you the log, dude.
[11:54] * Wrin isn't done yet anyway.
[11:54] (Wrin): I still think what with her suit and stuff that'd be lots of fun.
[11:54] * DpstShade nods and grins and wrings his hands.
[11:54] (Sonya): I never said I didn't wanther, I just said I think she'd be too giggly for lesbian sex
[11:54] (Toloth): hehe
[11:54] * Wrin thinks the spines'd be kinda painful.
[11:55] * DpstShade wishes he was a chick
[11:55] * Wrin laughs
[11:55] * Sonya wishes she was a guy
[11:55] * Wrin is glad she's a chick.
[11:55] (Sonya): I wish I had a plugin, I could have all the girls I wanted :)
[11:55] * Wrin can have multiple orgasms. Score.
[11:55] (Toloth): lol
[11:55] * Dayoniket grins
[11:56] * Wrin thinks now would be a good time to save the buffer and send it to Snade
[11:56] (Wrin): shade
[11:56] * DpstShade can, and does have multiple orgasms
[11:56] (Wrin): Actually, no. I'm going to html it and put it up on my site.
[11:56] (DpstShade): So there ^_^
[11:56] (Sonya): Sweet!
[11:56] (Toloth): lol
[11:56] (Sonya): mmm reboot lesbian sex live on the internet
[11:56] (Sonya): brought to you by Wrin
[11:56] (Toloth): HELLO EVERYONE ON WRIN HOMEPAGE!
[11:56] * Wrin laughs
[11:56] (Sonya): is this a pay only site?
[11:56] (Toloth): erm...sorry :P
[11:56] * Wrin saves the buffer
[11:56] (DpstShade): Sonya: A plugin?
[11:57] (Sonya): DpstShade: Plugin...male format gentalia
[11:57] (DpstShade): Ahh...
[11:57] (DpstShade): You see... I have a plugin...
[11:57] (Toloth): Al: do we need to have a talk next time you come up?
[11:57] (Toloth): :P
[11:57] (DpstShade): But I don't get all the chicks I want
[11:57] (Sonya): but I would be such a hot guy./..am ugly girl
[11:57] (DpstShade): Well...
[11:57] (DpstShade): Ah.
[11:58] (DpstShade): I DO get all the chicks I want ^_^
[11:58] (DpstShade): So there.
[11:58] * Wrin opens the buffer
[11:58] * Toloth keeps MIDI'ing
[11:59] * Sonya unzips files

Well that's all folks.. Late-Nite #ReBoot does it again. For everyone who could give a crap, I'm Wriness Chikaya, and this is Buffers-R-Us.