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ReBoot Fanfic that I say Doesn't Suck.
(Yah We're Buffers-R-Us. Our motto? Deal with it.)

All you fragging children. Hell, even Hanako sold out. DAMNIT! Children! Sky! Julia! PROOFREAD YOUR FIC FOR BADNESS BEFORE YOU POST IT! ... Wait. I can't tell you how to do your pages. I can't tell you how to maintain your fanfic archives. But you know what else? I can run mine however the fuck I want it run! MWAAHAHA! Okay. So you children who think you can write fanfic? You *think* you can write fanfic? Throw it my way! By throwing it my way, by the way, you hereby waive the following rights.

1.: You waive the right to defend your fic. See the title? It's fanfic *I* say doesn't suck. And .. like.. I run the page. So if I say it sucks, it doesn't get posted. Simple, no?

2.: If I say the fic sucks, the fic sucks. Therefore, if you submit fic to me, you hereby waive your right to get pissed off if I MiST it savagely.
3.: If you didn't send me your fic, be trusted, I credited it to you. Therefore, you must submit to my motto; Deal With It. If I like your writing, so be it! If I don't, ... Hey, what are the chances I'll have time to MiST it anyway? Unless it really *REALLY* sucks.

Them's the rules, children. Obey them. Now, on to the fic!!


Pascal, by Zach Dolman

1 Chapter, Unfinished.
More's coming. I promise. In a couple days, if I keep harassing him, we'll all have chapter 2. One of the few good Self-Insertions I've read.

The Man in the Raincoat, by D^Knight

1 Chapter, Finished. (ReBoot Short)
One of D^'s very non-funnyfics. I like the theme. Well-written with original ideas.

The Grid Run, by Jerry The Cow

12 Chapters, Finished.
*groans* there's some fanfic that's absolutely orgasmic it's so good. This is the kind of fic that makes me wish I could write well...

Pain, by Silver Tiger

8 Chapters, Unfinished.
Oboi. This is such a nice fic.. actually, this is the first fic I ever read. In a sense, this shaped my tastes for fanfic. Silv's a Meggy fan, but unlike most fanatics she explores Meggy's characterization in a new and extremely cool way.

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Hell.. that's all of it.. haven't read Legacy yet so I don't know if it sucks or not. As far as that stuff goes, I'll keep you posted. Lovelies, Wriness.